All these pricks on my television
Are heading for one big crash collision
Their pundit mouths and robot brains
And other assorted things
That drive me insane
Their colored dots forming a delayed response
Fucking sound bites in ridiculous fonts
All the women with their artificial faces
Gossip stories and missing people cases
I’m getting the fear, man
I’m trying to stay positive the best that I can
I would like to shut the tv off, but it’s a hard thing to lose
When I’ve been laid off, and the mortgage is overdue